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Detroit River Jellyfish

Hey do you have a detroit river jellyfish I could snatch? I’m trying to bang this bad bitch from math class.
by bad boy billy November 14, 2017
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Detroit Jack City

Detroit-Jack-City: older generation muscle-head. Seasoned veteran at stacking plates and pushing weights. Someone over the age of 40 who is reminiscent of the good old days and muscular, representing the muscle car era of Detroit Mi
Dang, have you seen Blue lately? He’s Detroit Jack City!
by Gearheaded July 20, 2021
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Detroit Wagon

The neighborhood cumdumpster. A younger man (usually caucasian) serving as an onahole for many, many men (usually African-Americans).
Tyreese: You put your load on the Detroit Wagon today?

Jamal: You know it brother!
by lottamans June 16, 2024
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Detroit V.I.P.

Detroit V.I.P. is a network between public people like rappers and clubs, bars and other public places and event where the artist instantly has V.I.P. to all of the businesses involved.
I got in the club vip from Detroit V.I.P.
by Anonymous13489 September 17, 2022
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Detroit

A lawless place where you cannot own anything.
by Ranch Me Brotendo May 25, 2022
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Detroit Cuck Chair

A devastating sexual act in which a man sits in a chair beside the bed and watches his wife get pounded until her organs liquify. This liquid is then extracted from the anus and typically serves as a replacement for jelly in a PB&J. (For better texture, use chunky peanut butter)
Husband: Yeah, I watched my wife get pounded from the Detroit Cuck Chair.

Sandwich Eater: *Vomits in disgust*
by HugeCannon October 8, 2025
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Detroit Catholic Central

Detroit Catholic Central is that prestigious all-boys school where the "brotherhood" is so tight, they were all probably raised in the same basement.. Their athletic program is a well-oiled machine, pumping out future college stars like it's their day job, but in reality they are only D1 at stealing your girl. Their Class of 2025? Well, they’re already rewriting the playbook on greatness, not just in sports, but in everything they do. From dominating the field to “accidentally” stealing your girl with a single smile, these guys are just built different—rumor has it, the world’s not ready for them. Also, if you’re wondering where your girl went, there’s a good chance she’s being "recruited" for their version of the team.
Girl: So, you're still going to "Detroit Catholic Central"?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Yeah, my brother loves it. He’s all about the "brotherhood."
Girl: Oh, the "brotherhood"? You mean the cult where they make you wear matching polos and chant like zombies?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Pretty much. I’ll probably get a secret handshake and a lifetime supply of guilt.
by ccbigboy December 9, 2024
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