Deez Nuts

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Deez Nuts
by HHHHHOWDY Yall June 25, 2022
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Deez

DO NOT ASK WHAT DEEZ IS, IF YOU DO THE NEAREST GUY WITLL PUT HIS NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH AS YOU SUCK HIS DICK AND YOU BOTH SHOUT DEEZ NUTS FOR TEN HOURS
Who’s deez?
by Candace😫🥜🥜 November 26, 2021
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Deez nuts

A acorn used for baking and making jam
Friend:Do you have and deez nuts for my jam?
Me:Yes deez nuts is my favorite acorn!!
by Sjnsnejene November 4, 2021
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Deez Nuts

One of the most versatile jokes in meme history. It can be incorporated into any sentence and either make everyone laugh, or want to kill you.
Person 1: Something came in the mail today.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: Some birthday cards along with a check!

Person 2: That's pretty cool!

Person 1: Y'know what was in one of the cards?

Person 2: What?

Person 1: DEEZ NUTS! HA! GOTTEM!

Person 2: kill yourself
by xXCanadaCowXx January 25, 2023
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Deez nuts

Deez nuts, a wonderful joke yet a very true phenomenon, lots of people of really big testicles and the deez nuts joke explains very well how people who how big nuts are humans too.
Bofa! Bofa deez nuts nuts in yo mouth!

Deez nuts in yo mouth!
by Deez Nuts Master November 21, 2021
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When ur clothes stick to ur nuts because when you had sex the sticky cum stuck to your nuts and you fell asleep and it hardened like your penis and you cant take off ur clothes
Last night i had Clothenus Deez Nutsus Of The Sigma Skibidi Pantaloniums. I hated the experience.
by Wengardian Leviosa August 5, 2024
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