Danky Dan

Before there was rythym and music, and long before time itself, there was something different. It was a power, a life force, a shining beacon to the world. There was hope.

Years later, a baby emerged from a womb. As a boy, Danky Dan didn't realize his potential as a revolutionary, as a idol, as a man. He would later learn that his life was sacred, his time precious, his dreams a reality, and his Dankyness, supreme.

Cold, clammy, sweaty and wet. His hands sticky, his complexion pale and pasty. A man of prowess and grace, Danky Dan, the Dankiest of Boys, would enter our lives forever.

Danky Dan is a danky, danky boy, whose sole mission is to just straight dank it, everyday and night, until the day of reckoning arrives. Full blown dankin' from Monday to Sunday, awaiting his Judgment Day and holding in his sweaty, clammy hands, the fate of us all.

Dank on Danky Dan, Dank on.
Private Schultz : We've got a real dill of a pickle here, Sarge!

Sergeant Davies: Don't you kiss your ass goodbye yet, private! Danky Dan is on his way with a whole can of whoop ass and plenty of danky dank to boot!
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Dan Patton

for example, 'MEOW MOTHER FUCKERS DAN PATTON IS HOT'
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Janelle Dan

Son of God, given birth from the ocean and other forms of water like rain, river and many more.
A loyal and loving person who is misunderstood and always get abuse due to the kindness that is shown and always gets hurt because people take advantage of.
The grace of God, loyal, loving, friendly, open minded, bridge to seas and galaxies, bubbly and kind
When I see the ocean and galaxy it reminds me of Janelle Dan
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Dania / dan

Adorable is the person word for dania she is so cut and nice and comforting and really sweet she seems like she gives amazing hugs and always makes the atmosphere around her better and makes everyone happy i love dania so so much and i hope she knows that <3
I prefer people as nice as dania / dan
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Dan Ivan

When you promise to give something that isn't your but it backfires and blows up in your face.
But you said we're gonna have money for the highways...
Soryy, I just pulled a Dan Ivan.
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Dan haider

A term used for A British boy who knows all possible slang
Dan:That's peak fam
Timos: didn't ask
Francis: such a Dan Haider
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Dan Goodlooking

Simply put... A man on such a high level of being the ideal soulmate, purely perfect in everyway for all the women on the planet Earth. His ethics always consistantly improving and naturally tower far above and beyond what all other ordinary men can only dream of.
The 2nd Brother: 'Daniel is so Dan Goodlooking, he makes me feel like a complete failure and I'm doomed to be nothing better than just the one who may be barely be lucky enough to get 2nd place.'
by DAMNGOODLOOKIN August 09, 2010
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