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crocketted

What happens when you are trying to gather people to go to lunch, and suddenly an incredibly annoying person overhears your plans and inserts himself into them.
Well, I asked Brian if he wanted to join us for lunch, but then Jason overheard and we got crocketted.
by omfgsam November 20, 2007
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crocofile

People who follow the fad of the brightly colored pieces of rubber people wear as shoes called crocs. These people also purchase little trinket type things made specifically for putting in the holes of these shoes.
Crocofiles wear crocs all year round, including the winter, when they wear the ever fashionable wool socks with their crocs.
by We will defeat the crocofile August 17, 2007
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crocward

when situations become awkward due to the fact that somebody is wearing crocs.
After she showed everybody her shoes, the conversation was really crocward.

Last night was crocward!
by bl0ndeee October 21, 2010
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crocodilejack

A CrocodileJack is Filipino YIFY-User who loves to talk , find out about others in great detail...only to use it against them. A typical CrocodileJack has a tiny penis but tells others it's way over 2 inches , even exaggerating up to 3 & 1/2. The most well-known thing is a CrocodileJack will be loyal to his friends & is generally a nice guy.
A CrocodileJack , Filipino , YIFY-User , nice guy , well liked by friends
by Ving~Thor November 22, 2013
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Crocqueef

When you're wearing crocs and air gets trapped between your foot and the croc resulting in a farting sound
I totally crocqueefed when I was walking down the street the other day.

Crocqueef- a farting noise that results from wearing crocs
by Mister MacRobbinsin September 3, 2016
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Crocodile Mile

A term for having slippery/sweaty/glistening/wet

sex with a particularly voluptuous lady.

The term is a nostolgic nod to the 80s/90s slip and slide model “the crocodile mile” which featured an inflatable bump/ramp launching users into a pool which also featured the memorable jingle “You run, you slide, you hit the bump and take a dive.”
“Damn girl! You juicy as hell. I want to take you back to my place and crocodile mile yo damn titays!”

Last night Dat pussy was wetter than a crocodile mile”
by SHAM-PAIN January 18, 2019
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National Crocs Day

Monday April 24th 2017 is National Crocs Day!
person 1: hey nigga, have any xtra crocs i can where tomorrow for National Crocs Day?

person 2: ahh hell yeah... which colour? ive got pink, red, and mary jane crocs.

person 1: i'll wear the mary jane crocs so ppl know that i have swag 👈😎👈
by jimho April 23, 2017
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