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Cougar

A woman who can't get enough pleasure from grandpa's limp dick
"She's old man. Cougar?"

"Heh, yeah. She needed something hard. Her husbands gone soft I guess."
by Wilted_Chaos June 25, 2017
mugGet the Cougarmug.

Cougar

adj. Means anything you want it to. You can use it as a substitute for any of your favorite insults or cursewords, without the person your insulting having any idea of what your actually calling them out on. Often used to describe a person who's a tool.

A gougar is a goofy cougar.
1. Chris ate all the fig newtons, what a cougar.
2. Andy likes men...that cougar!
by slut slayer July 31, 2008
mugGet the Cougarmug.

Cougar Trapper

Young man that trolls "cougars" or older women with the motivation of finantial gain.
That young f-boi s cougar trapper.
by LisaSings! March 2, 2021
mugGet the Cougar Trappermug.

Cougarism

This is the process by which an underaged person marries a far faaar older person for different reasons such as a quick way to make money, sexual intimacy etc. this is illegal in most countries but is still a practice that can be found in many western countries and India.
We practice cougarism.
by Boom Flex August 8, 2018
mugGet the Cougarismmug.

show cougar

Much better than your standard cougar. A show cougar is one that must always be kept on a leash when in a public setting. Not only does it prevent the cougar from escaping, it allows you to gently tug the chain and whisper "easy there show cougar" whenever she is getting a bit too frisky.
Bro that Josie chick is a total show cougar. You better get the leashes on her before somebody else does.
by Foodst4mp April 12, 2023
mugGet the show cougarmug.

Cancoon cougar

A cougar (woman) who goes to a popular spring break locations (like fort Lauderdale, mexi cali, tj, cancoon etc.) during spring break season strictly for sex / hook ups/ and one night stands with all the young men she can get. It considered a all you can buffet of prime meat for them.
A group of cancoon cougars emerged from there car after the long trip to fort Lauderdale. Each one had delight written on there face as the licked there lips.
by Theamazinggeek June 10, 2018
mugGet the Cancoon cougarmug.

cougar

"yoo is that a seventh grader"

"omg yeah eamon the cougar would love her"
by a seventh grader May 2, 2022
mugGet the cougarmug.

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