cougar's life

(based on , but absolutely NOT related to, the internet site cougarlife.com, hence two words)

a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality

If you want to know what a cougar's life is, and how to live one, you can ask an a deutsche schwein like Hugh Hefner or Bernie Madoff

by Sexydimma August 26, 2014

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cougar sugar

a cougar that has done cocaine before you have sex with her

"man that sure is a cougar sugar"

by Nigherferb March 5, 2022

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A cougar on the other hand is an older women who actively (and predatorily) Goes after younger men, toying with their Feelings most have been fake until Zoe Laverne. Usually, they're Love is Age-Blind not much else to say really.

Remember, a cougar can be a milf, but a milf isn't always a cougar.

Did you see that Cougar competing with that Sexual predator to see who could get to that Teen First she only got to him because the kid wanted to go with her.

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Cougar Tracks

The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of their partner, then sits in it and slides back and forth, while screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer

Mahonri had broken the honor code and then fell asleep on the couch, so Hyrum gave him cougar tracks to teach him a lesson.

by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021

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Cougar Tracks

The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of another, then sits in it and slides back and forth whilst screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer.

After violating honor code curfew, Mahonri had fallen asleep on the couch. To teach him a lesson, Hyrum gave him cougar tracks.

by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021

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