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out of your cotton-picking mind

A condition where you are not thinking properly. Not in your normal state, not working with your normal faculties. Out of your gourd, feeling crazy enough to do something you would never normally do. Generally considered to be related to the odd behavior of heat stroke victims or victims of exhaustion, conditions that people who would pick cotton for a living in very hot or very stressful conditions might end up suffering.
"What did you do THAT for? Are you out of your cotton-picking mind?"

"He's babbling like an idiot, like he's out of his cotton-picking mind."
by Nightowl223 May 20, 2016
mugGet the out of your cotton-picking mindmug.

cotton headed ninny muggins

A complete retard that doesnt know what the hell he/she is doing and that doesnt even deserve to breathe oxygen
"Dave your a fuckin cottonheaded ninny muggins"
by BDALE March 20, 2005
mugGet the cotton headed ninny mugginsmug.

cotton headed ninny muggins

damn u cotton headed ninny muggins
by ryan brooks December 28, 2005
mugGet the cotton headed ninny mugginsmug.

three fingered cotton top hat

The sexual act of inserting the three middle fingers into a vagina (or anus), through the underwear.
Mike's horny girlfriend asked him for a three fingered cotton top hat.
by shelfmonkey November 3, 2011
mugGet the three fingered cotton top hatmug.

out of your cotton-picking mind

When May and Mary went screaming and running crazily down the street, dad muttered, "You two are out of your cotton-picking minds."
by Aura173 July 3, 2006
mugGet the out of your cotton-picking mindmug.

cotton pickin chicken pluckin music

humorus word for country music
Grown-ups always listen to cotton pickin chicken pluckin music.
by jrndakota November 12, 2006
mugGet the cotton pickin chicken pluckin musicmug.

cotton head niggy muffins

When a black person rather plump has white hair.
by niggleupinthisbiggle March 5, 2019
mugGet the cotton head niggy muffinsmug.

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