Confused cockroach

A funny phrase to call your friend when they act confused or silly.

Brian: " Sally, isn't the assignment due tomorrow?"
Sally: "Oh, Brian! It's due on Friday, you confused cockroach!"

by ver.xital July 23, 2022

Comfuzzeled

Comfuzzeled means that something your is both confusing and puzzling at the same time

“OMG this essay is making me sooooooo comfuzzeled”

by UwU gal August 12, 2022

confused fart

A person who is arrogant as Fuck, but still needs validation to measure self worth.

My co-worker is a confused fart, who acts in charge of everything but understands nothing.

by Tr3adlightly September 2, 2022

Confused Commentator

People who comment on most platforms (mostly replies) that are completely irrelevant to the video or post's subject.

A lady once told about how she gave birth in a video about someone murdering a child. Nevertheless, she somehow got backlash and was called a confused commentator.
On a video about murdering a child.

by InsomniaGameing September 9, 2022

confujied

When a fujie person is confused while doing something

That fujie twitch streamer was confujied play that game today

by anonymous October 3, 2022

confazzled

State of confusion and bemusement.

Me: I just realised something- when you die, you are no longer alive!

My friend: wtf I am so confazzled

by confazzled/ confazzlement December 6, 2022

confazzled

NOUN:
1. When the stupidity of one (usually a relative/close friend) has you rethinking life decisions and essential choices
2. When it appears someone's brain cells don't work

VERB (to confazzle)
1. To confuse, baffle, or make someone consider stupid decisions
2. To disgust someone

NOUN:
Saltwater over apple juice? You must be confazzled

VERB:
I think you confazzled me because I don't understand; Stop confazzling me

by Cocoa -MurderRabbitsGroup January 6, 2023