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nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet

the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.
have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?
by iimcrimson February 17, 2025
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Sugar Coated Retard

A tank who calls no cooldowns, relying solely on voice comms to say, "I'm down."
Xadrion is a sugar coated retard.
by blickoo February 28, 2025
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coatse

The Spaceman Aka โ€œThe Wizardโ€ People do what he does but no one can do what he does
Ur a spaceman Coatse
by Coatse beats November 23, 2021
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Pickle-coating

(verb) The opposite of sugar-coating. The way eastern parents present information:
pickle-coating: You are too dark for that color.

(compare with sugar-coated: "This other color suits you better")
by Aragil June 30, 2023
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Diesel Coated Salami Pirate

Diesel Coated Salami Pirates or Salami Pirates for short is another term for Lot Lizards, or Truck stop prostitutes
There's a Diesel Coated Salami Pirate going truck to truck offering her services
by The dirty trucker June 24, 2024
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