Classic Dong

1. One's dong, which takes of the classic form
2. An extremely skilled Mid-Western producer/performer/rapper/beat-juggler and all around gentleman.

Also see Bobby Peru

No, this porridge is too hot. No, this porridge is too cold. Ah, yes... this porridge is Classic Dong.

by Classic Dong January 16, 2011

Classi

a swanky big swinging Dick mother fucker who closes deals like a fucking champ

Look at that classi over there

by Bycal June 11, 2016

classic abigail

Something very predictable done by someone named Abigail

Abigail knocks over drink
Friend: classic Abigail, always knocking stuff over

by Skiierboy19 October 12, 2017

Classic Cockstar

When a person dies before the age of 27 from smashing too many disgusting whores while high on every drug imaginable.

Alyssa Funke couldn't handle the fame of being a Classic Cockstar!

by DickDynasty May 24, 2018

Classical Guitar

A guitar with nylon, carbon or gut strings. Typically used to play Western Art Music, however it is also used frequently in Latin settings.

The sound of the Classical Guitar echoed beautifully through the church.

by Scott Jolicoeur January 16, 2022

Old Classic

15 Drinks Preferably Full Calorie Beers for Nauseating effects

I dont think were hittin the old classic tonight dude.

by meusyou January 27, 2008

Cunt Classic

Another name for a girls softball tournament.

Lisa - "Hey Jina, you playin in the cunt classic"
Jina - "yeah, but after we win, we should scissor afterwards."

by Corey Jackson August 20, 2008