Hym "Well... You know whose side I'm on. Japan is my favorite and is the only country I will not nuke. But I still want to know how China made that 'Artificial Sun.' I was musing on that earlier. How large of an apparatus you would need to compress hydrogen hard enough to make a small one... But I'll allow it! Japan/China friendship forever! And you know what they say 'You can't spell Japan/China friendship forever without Pan in a fried pee.' You know, I actually had to sushi the other day. It slammed."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2025
Get the Japan/China friendship forever mug.Yeah dawg that is super-treason you can't give that to them... Unless I control all of their electronics now, in which case, there's this cute TikTok girl that sings the Russian song and you motherfuckers need to fork her over immediately! I WILL MURDER YOU ALL!!!
Hym "Meta helped China with AI? Hooooly shit guys! What the fuck Trump!? How about get this new whistleblower some security? Or does she not need it because it's the whistleblowing about stealing from me part that people are getting killed over?"
by Hym Iam April 11, 2025
Get the Meta Helped China With AI mug.An expensive and often quite painful surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so as to resemble a Chinese person’s slitty eyes. Functionally this is of no benefit and can often result in several serious health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.
George: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai hooker: ‘As of last week I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina!’
George (popping a viagra and unbuckling furiously): ‘Buckle up..’
Thai hooker: ‘As of last week I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina!’
George (popping a viagra and unbuckling furiously): ‘Buckle up..’
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Get the The COuntry Of China Is A Language Experts Called ""Ubilada'" mug.The slang term "China" refers to the "social credit" system where your parents still limit your screen time until you finish college. Coupled with the fact that you're still going to be unable to afford moving out from parents house until after you've finished college, this "social credit" system is intended to "boost" your "drive" to study hard in order to eventually (be able to) finish college.
Living under the 'China' social credit system means my parents keep my screen time on lockdown until I graduate from college—it's their way of boosting my drive to hit the college textbooks and finally move out from my parents' house!
by Emotional Cruiser November 1, 2025
Get the China mug.I don't know why don't you lock the creator of AI in a surveillance apparatus and give him nothing but shit for his work and then see if you can win without him.
Hym "Oh! I'm a consultant now? Weird that I don't get paid like a consultant. What do we do about China? I don't know. But if you want to know what you should do about AI you need to meet the 3 factor verification process. Come here to me. Credit my publicly for creating AI. Pay me in accordance with the payment clause. And then give me a ride to a gas station of something so I can buy an ice cold soda pop. That is literally the only thing you can do."
by Hym Iam December 9, 2025
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