CDAO

collateralized dumb ass obligations

A CDO, or Collateralized Debt Obligation, is generally a standardized investment product which consists of various real or synthetic assets.

When the assets consist wholly of mortgages from buyers who are too stupid to realize that they will never be able to pay them back - ever - in this or any other universe - they become CDAOs.

Banker 1: Hey Joe, did you finish normalizing the risk distribution of the tranches for that CDO.

Banker 2: I'm not going to bother. It's a CDAO, so it's not worth the bother.

Banker 1: Booyah! Keep fuckin' that chicken.

by twilyth June 24, 2010

cdsfby?

can't die so fly by you?

tim: whats up?
bob: cdsfby?
tim: oh yeah i'm jc'in

by i'm fair cool, k? October 21, 2010

CDKA&EU

CDKA&EU is a symbol that stands for Conscience, Discretion, Knowledge, Acceptance and Empathetic Understanding. These are thought to be the Virtues we Souls are accumulating by completing Karma over many, many lifetimes.

CDKA&EU, when fully acquired, would represent "wisdom". The possession of CDKA&EU is akin to Enlightenment and thought to be possessed by Saints and mystics. This is quite different than possessing intelligence, or being smart.

A person possessing substantial CDKA&EU would be kind, honest, forgiving, and abstain from negativity.

Possession of substantial CDKA&EU would cause a person to be withdrawn "from the world" in that such a person would tend to be quiet, aloof, and dedicated to meditation and Spirituality.

by esodoc April 16, 2011

cdct

calm down chinatown

She was getting mad so I told her to cdct.

by obamaself July 19, 2016

cdklassen

De mest smarteste. Jeg lover deg alle klarer å få minst 80% riktig på matteprøven.

Hvordan er de så smarte kunne ønsket jeg kunne vært så smart ass :(

@martinermongo

cdklassen eksempel:

hei du hva betyr det 24x2+25x−47

åja det er -16

by martinermongo September 17, 2020

cdou

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes sus yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

cdou is yes

by methbreakingbadgood639 April 21, 2021

CDC

The organization that claims to help save you but in fact is the creators of masks.

the cdc requires everyone to buy masks.

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaa May 17, 2021