Denise Capriel

Denis Capriel likes to suck his fathers dick in the morning & eat out his mom at the night.

Denise Capriel is a freak

by Vanelawl February 7, 2018

Oversized Capri-Sun

The pouch of wine in boxed wine. Commonly found at your local supermarket and used by middle age women after the divorce. Also used by collage girls after a break-up.

Guy: I found the reminisce of an oversized Capri-Sun next to my passed out ex
Guy2: what will you drink now
Guy1: I don’t know I could give water a try

by Knee gears April 7, 2019

Wisconsin Capri-sun

When you double handed deep dog throat a man in his mid to late 30's while drinking a corona beer on a Wednesday afternoon

I gave that man the best Wisconsin Capri-sun of his life.

by Loritis August 21, 2020

Race-carism

The eating of race-cars

Do you support Race-carism?
Yes. The oil is good for the skin.

by Zabideedoo November 8, 2020

Matthew Capriotti

Biggest qt on the planet and Oliver da Goat 2024

Oliver Van Aken for president: Matthew Capriotti approves this message.

by Matthew Capriotti November 14, 2020

Nasty Capri Sun

When you pour a Capri Sun in your girlfriend or wife's vagina and begin to fuck her until you cum then proceed to drink it with a straw

Hey man, I heard you gave your wife a Nasty Capri Sun last night

by Twatguzzler301 March 5, 2021

dirty capri

A woman named Capri, who’s dirty.

It’s me, I’m the dirty Capri

by Caprisuns8 September 8, 2021