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Canada's History

An unspeakable sex act involving reenacting the most important parts of Canadian history. Let's just say, someone plays the Queen, and the other person has to ask permission to secede at some point towards the end.

Also involved: Question Hour in the House of Commons.
"Man, we were working on a Canada's History, and she got all Stephen Harper on my ass."
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Canada's History is summed up as Two Girls in a cup, Tub Girl, The Stanley Cup, Bottle of Maple Syrup, Beavers, Moose Antlers, and Rocky and Bullwinkle all having sex while watching Stargate.
The most horrific thing you could possibly imagine, Canada's History.
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Canada is a coutry North of the United States which likes to blame all its problems on its southern neighbour but lets face it we have our own problems which were completely Canadian made and maintained. We claim to be a multicultural society but historically we attempted to block cultures which were not white European ones (ie. Chinese, East Indian, Japanese). We also have a horrific history of attempting to Annihilate first Nations Culture which continues to this day in government policies. We are a people that are so proud that we used to be #1 instead of horrified at the injustices that exist which lowered our status. Our government is little better than the American one we mock so freely and yet we stand and claim superiority when we should be standing together to fight the systemic racisms and other immense injustices our coutry is modelled on.
During WWII Japanese Canadians were segregated from Canadian society because they were to close to being the actual enemy but German Canadians faced no such segregation and were even welcomed into the Canadian military. Canadians believe in a Canada based on lies.
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Canada has a lot of mooses, ehh?
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the second biggest country but the larest producer of weed
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One of three countries that make up North America.
Canada is the second largest country in the world(geographicaly).Major cities in Canada include:Toronto,Montreal,Ottawa,Vancouver,Calgary,
Edmonton,Winnipeg,Saskatoon and Regina.
Most of Canadas major urban areas exist in the southern portions of the coutry less than 500km from the United States border.

Canada is a great place to live with a high standard of life.Canada has seen a dramitic rise in Immigration during the past 5 to 10 years.
The population of Canada is very diverse and friendly.

Anybody who doesn't like Canada needs to leave.
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Canada's History

It begins fairly normally, with a man receiving a blowjob (from an individual of any sex). The man ejaculates into the Stanley cup, previously filled with a bottle of maple syrup. The man should swirl the mixture with his penis until it has a thick consistency.

The next step is to apply the mixture to the blowee's head. Once applied, put the antlers on their head so the dried semen/syrup mixture will act as an adhesive.

To wrap it up, wrap the man's meat in some Canadian Bacon, grab a brewsky and fuck the night away with your new moose.
Steven: Man, you look exhausted!

John: I sure am! Ann and I tried out Canada's History last night because I was super horny.
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