Butter Braid

A sexual act for the culinarily inclined. The Butter Braid is performed when the male has protected sex with a woman and ejaculates into the condom. He then retracts his penis, carefully removes the condom, and proceeds to use the filled condom like an icing packet and ices the thorax of the female, as if she was a raspberry Butter Braid. If he wants to add a narcissistic touch, he can write his own name in the icing.
A.R.: "Dude I haven't gotten action since the Reagan administration, but how's that new girl you've been seeing?"
F.S.: "Really well, but she's still making me rock the Jimmy hats. Lame I know, but she let me butter braid her this morning. Nothing like hot icing on warm buns playa".
by FreakoSuave January 01, 2019
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porn butter

the frothy lube that is created from all the bumping and grinding on a hot set in front of the cameras
it was difficult to navigate across the room, with all the porn butter left after last nights escapades
by thecodger December 22, 2013
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crock butter

The term for the substance that comes up and quickly returns back down into one's throat when throwing up in one's mouth.
"Woo, excuse me I got a little crock butter!"
by Teh Evilz January 27, 2008
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Buttered Glizzy

A buttered glizzy is a hot dog that has been microwaved and then rolled in butter. It is the only food source of the popular twitch streamer Lutano.
"When buttered glizzy tutorial?". "Even the Queen of England didn't live long enough to witness the buttered glizzy tutorial"
by Zajmerman September 16, 2022
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Skin Butter

Cheesy smegma under the male penile foreskin.
I was gagging on his ring of skin butter.

I haven’t washed my cock for weeks. Needless to say, I have quite a bit of skin butter. Care for a dollop?
by Dick Onchin October 01, 2020
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butter buttfuck

When you do hard anal with a fat chick from Boston.
Oh man I had great butter buttfuck last night, it caused a nuclear cumsplosion.
by II-killiwon-II February 24, 2017
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Mouth butter

The viscous, disgusting gunk that collects on one's lip after;
A. Sleeping
B. Having lip balm on for an amount of time.

Typically, mouth butter is removed by placing the thumb and index finger on both sides of ones mouth, pinching and pulling toward the end of the preferred lip. Mouth butter often occurs on the bottom lip--rarely is it seen at the top.
"Ugh, I've got mouth butter. This shit is gross."
by SuperRank March 09, 2010
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