bryan is a very gorjus boy and hes actuly very secksey, xxxxx hes got a luvly packi carpet and emoji pellows xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx bryans are absolutly beutiful
by mommy338434 October 16, 2020

If you ever meat a Bryan your lucky he’s a intelligent man that helps people he’s a gamer he’s also good at soccer and will make anyone happy
I love Bryan
by Adrian Hernandez January 29, 2020

FAIL AT LIFE... 'nuf said
by devine providance February 02, 2008

Bryan han loves the song we don’t talk about Bruno. He also has an obsession with cucumbers. Bryan han’s gamer tag is def sneakycucumberboy.
cute-cumber.
cute-cumber.
by Cucumber cucumber cucumber April 12, 2022

by Fortnitebattlepass2000 March 18, 2024

A short king with tall energy. Bryan speaks like he’s 6’4”, but reality keeps him closer to the Earth—probably for spiritual grounding. Highly intelligent, suspiciously wise, and always one emotional spark away from launching into a passionate TED Talk no one asked for. Basically, a modern-day Napoleon who’s into chakras.
Bryan is constantly talking about “the energies”—whether it’s the vibe in the room, the full moon, or why your third eye is blocked from eating too many Hot Cheetos. He might be small in stature, but he’s big on sage, opinions, and dramatic exits.
Bryan is constantly talking about “the energies”—whether it’s the vibe in the room, the full moon, or why your third eye is blocked from eating too many Hot Cheetos. He might be small in stature, but he’s big on sage, opinions, and dramatic exits.
“Bryan walked in, said the energy was off, dropped a quote from Lao Tzu, and left. Didn’t even grab his coffee. Classic Bryan.”
by Chrispeecream June 07, 2025
