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James Dave Bond

James Bond's middle name. Mentioned in the fourth book, it was originally going to be written as James "Humphrey" Bond. However, after careful discussion with the editors, Sir Ian Flemming stated the following "I'd rather name him dogshit" so he settles for Dave as the middle name. He found inspiration from a homosexual, homeless man who lived next door to him in his youth. His name was also Dave. Hence the subcontext that James "Dave" Bond was also a vary gay individual who never fully excepted his sexuality and acted out in perversion with women in an attempt to cover this fact up.
Chris: Guys! Guess what!
Luke/Liam: what?
Chris: Jame's Bond's full name is James Dave Bond and he's gay! I'm so happy that I have someone I can relate to!!!
Luke: dude...your middle name's Martin.
Liam: at least the gay part's right
Chris: darn toodily-doo!!! :D
by DiesIrae92 January 2, 2012
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Bond

Synonym: superiority complex
1. An exaggerated feeling of being superior to others.
2. A psychological defense mechanism in which feelings of superiority counter or conceal feelings of inferiority.
That man is so Bond, he thinks he's the greatest in the world.
by Ruchia September 9, 2008
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bound2

The fucking worst music video by Kanye ever created. If shit had a set of eyes(with expensive glasses) it would refuse to watch it.

Too be honest only people who enjoy fish dicks would appreciate this trajedy of a music video.
Tony : Hey John have you seen the new music video for Bound2 by Kanye?

John : (No response because following the viewing he drove off the largest cliff iMaps could find him.)

Please do not watch it.
by D1rtyDutch November 19, 2013
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Bond University

Person 1: I failed all my courses but daddy bought be a degree at bond University

Person 2: I pwnd up my courses and got a degree without paying anything upfront
by uqrat May 12, 2009
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Bondage

The strengthening of a friendship or bonding of two people.
Hannah: "I love the bondage between you and Suji"

Jeremy: "Yeah we're really good friends now"
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bondage

All of the def. above.But is also another word for slavery.As used in the play "The Tradgedy of Julias Caesar
I like bondage pants
by (insert name here) October 13, 2003
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Blunder

An accsident prone person
look out its Super Blunder
by Anonymous September 17, 2003
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