bionic penis beams

n. sperm

I created a small human in a woman's baby chamber using bionic penis beams.

by SirLinnell April 13, 2004

beam

Slang for fast-forwarding through a show already recorded on your DVR. Also, beaming.

Yo man, beam through these, it's already recorded.

by hoodmount October 26, 2009

beamed

To beam a person on a body part

To beamed a baseball player in the head

by Steven Gerson December 10, 2006

Jim Beam

An unpopular but ubiquitous bourbon whiskey that tastes like cough syrup. It's kinda good, it just lacks x-factor.

Your grandma snuck through the liquor store till some Jim Beam caught her eye.

by nothingsnecessary November 1, 2012

Beamerball

Beating 1-AA teams the first few games of the year, then cruising through the cake ACC conference schedule until losing to the one decent team that year. All the while being ranked outrageously high in the polls for no apparent reason. Finally, getting an undeserving invite to a major bowl game and blowing it. This my friends, is Beamerball.

How the hell is Virginia Tech playing in the Sugar Bowl?
Oh right, cause of BEAMERBALL!!!!

by FrankBeamer January 7, 2012

triple beaming

Triple Beaming: To be drunk,high on marijuana,and thizzin(high on E) at the same time.

Person 1-Hey man,Im going to a party we're gonna get wasted.

Person 2-Nah, I think I'm gonna be triple beaming that night.

Person 1-Ohh sh*t dogg

by Bill Clint June 12, 2008

Blame it on Britt

somehow, no matter what goes wrong, it is Britt's fault.

Gerald: I just crashed my car! Blame it on Britt!

by gerald is cooler than your cat October 14, 2009