birds and the bees

According to tradition, the birds and the bees is a metaphorical story sometimes told to children in an attempt to explain the mechanics and consequence of sexual intercourse. According to that story the birds are like men and the bees like women: Birds are free to fly wherever they like, but bees are enslaved to a single queen their entire life and their whole life is dedicated to keeping her alive. Bees pollinate flowers, birds spread the seed, men impregnate eggs, women give birth. Sex is key for survival of both.

let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees

by jenn is tiight October 5, 2008

bird walk

a dance created from soulja boy which ironicly is hard to do but never stops you from looking like a jackass. also a link to becoming mentally unstable or retarded.

Man he can hit that bird walk. i wonder did he got high today?

by black amber1 December 9, 2008

gutter bird

See pigeon or feathered rat

by Fred September 22, 2003

bird rape

the act of having your food (preferably a churro)stolen our of your hands by a tremendous bird

nicole, who was holding her churro near her shoulder, was suddenly bird raped in the middle of her conversation with katie. she screamed like a futhamucka.

nicole-yes i'm serious! arielle is not a real mermaid
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
katie-oh my gosh! you were just bird raped

by arielle1993 February 12, 2009

ride a bird

When you do a sentence at jail

The judge said im gonna have to ride a bird

by Hollaman1279 January 16, 2014

crazy bird

Wild Turkey, a brand of Kentucky bourbon whiskey.
Could conceivably refer to any brand of whiskey, perhaps even to any variety of booze, but only really makes sense in reference to Wild Turkey.

Not to be confused with sexual variations on the term Wild Turkey, although usage may vary.

Let's get crunk on some crazy bird!

by turkey lurkey July 5, 2008

shit bird

Your above average asshole that usually will do things to piss you off or screw you up so they may further their own perceived wellness. Often also does things not knowing how much they are a screw up but again generally fucks you over.

That shit bird cleand up his leaves and they blew into my yard now hey thinks I'm the lazy neighbor.

by matt April 8, 2005