by nevvyc February 04, 2024
by KylePope August 23, 2022
Biola Betty (noun): A charming, church-raised college girl attending Biola University or another buttoned-up Christian school where chapel attendance is mandatory and ring-by-spring culture thrives. Often blessed with beauty and a steady stream of interested guys, she’s been raised to believe that dating is a straight shot to marriage. Eagerly jumping into a relationship, she soon spirals into deep reflection. Overcome by the pressure of forever, she panics, breaks things off with a heartfelt “I’m just not ready to date yet… it’s not you, it’s also me”, leaving the poor guy mildly confused but ultimately praying for clarity. In the end, she is merely another barrier, standing between sincere, commitment-ready girls and the men searching for them.
Listen, I don’t want to crush your dreams, but if she’s a Biola Betty, you’ve got about 14 business days before you get the ‘it’s not you, it’s also me’ text—delivered with love, prayer, and a perfectly placed Bible verse.”
by ChapleChronicler February 19, 2025
Biola Betty (noun):
A charming, church-raised college girl attending Biola University or another buttoned-up Christian school where chapel attendance is mandatory and ring-by-spring culture thrives. Often blessed with beauty and a steady stream of interested guys, she’s been raised to believe that dating is a straight shot to marriage. Eagerly jumping into a relationship, she soon spirals into deep reflection. Overcome by the pressure of forever, she panics, breaks things off with a heartfelt “I’m just not ready to date yet… it’s not you, it’s also me”, leaving the poor guy mildly confused but ultimately praying for clarity. In the end, she is merely another barrier, standing between sincere, commitment-ready girls and the men searching for them.
A charming, church-raised college girl attending Biola University or another buttoned-up Christian school where chapel attendance is mandatory and ring-by-spring culture thrives. Often blessed with beauty and a steady stream of interested guys, she’s been raised to believe that dating is a straight shot to marriage. Eagerly jumping into a relationship, she soon spirals into deep reflection. Overcome by the pressure of forever, she panics, breaks things off with a heartfelt “I’m just not ready to date yet… it’s not you, it’s also me”, leaving the poor guy mildly confused but ultimately praying for clarity. In the end, she is merely another barrier, standing between sincere, commitment-ready girls and the men searching for them.
“Listen, I don’t want to crush your dreams, but if she’s a Biola Betty, you’ve got about 14 business days before you get the ‘it’s not you, it’s me’ text—delivered with love, prayer, and a perfectly placed Bible verse.”
by ChapleChronicler February 19, 2025
The act of placing thugs, criminals or drug dealers in the back of a Baltimore police van with no seatbelt, drive extremely erratic, and hope for a spinal cord injury.
by surfdog April 26, 2016
To be Bettyed is to be at a party minding your business when an ex rolls up on you uninvited just because they know you’re there.
This definition comes from the Taylor Swift song ‘Betty’. The song depicts a boy (James) showing up to Betty’s party as a surprise to get back together with her. This definition can be used in either a positive or negative manner and they party can be either someone else’s or your own.
This definition comes from the Taylor Swift song ‘Betty’. The song depicts a boy (James) showing up to Betty’s party as a surprise to get back together with her. This definition can be used in either a positive or negative manner and they party can be either someone else’s or your own.
Augustine: You just got Bettyed.
Betty: what?
Augustine: Your ex James wasn’t invited to this party but he came anyways just to see you.
Betty: what?
Augustine: Your ex James wasn’t invited to this party but he came anyways just to see you.
by Sawyer is a shit June 13, 2023