The Turkey Baster Method

A non-sexual method to get pregnant. You first jizz in a turkey baster, then find a REALLY ugly ass girl who wants a kid but is too ugly to just even kiss, then you shove the turkey baster into the girls vagina and squeeze.

Guy #1; Yo that girl mad ugly, but I need a son but I dont wanna fuck dat.

Guy #2: When in doubt, The Turkey Baster Method my friend, jizz in dat baster, den shove dat shit in dat pusy niga!

by bbnk April 22, 2011

Nigger Beater

the gravity hammer on halo 3. best used by thumping gourd in the game grifball.

guy1: "put down the pistol and grab that nigger beater, man!"
guy2: "alright, dude. i got it."
guy1: "now get ready to thump gourd with it."

by big goobie April 22, 2010

beater

Anything of a lesser quality or value than what is generally acceptable. Alternatively, something that consistently disappoints either through poor performance or bad decision making.

Noun or adjective, use as you see fit.

"Have you heard Todd Snider's version of Beer Run?"
"Yeah, bra, that's a beater rendition. Garth & George's is the only one for me."

"UCLA has a beater football program, never a contender for the 'naty and one Heisman winner (over 35 years ago). That's only one more trophy than ITT Tech has. Bunch of beaters."

by Geoffy July 11, 2006

wife beaters

Those that physically abuse female spouses.

The people in this room are known as wife beaters.

by a February 18, 2007

Bieber Beater

the act of masturbating to a image of the canadian pop star justin Bieber

he did the bieber beater every day to show his love for his idol

by fidgety2 February 27, 2011

Bestest

Not a word one would use ever. It is grammatically incorrect.

I am great.
I am better
I am best
I am bestest
Not a word, man.

by Legen-wait for it-dairy. June 18, 2013

Woman Beater

A man who beats wemon out of rage & anger or cause they talk about his sister

"yo wheres bill?"
"suspended, that nigga did it again, hes a Woman Beater dawg"

by lerma January 24, 2007