quick beat

having sexual intercourse with a female (or male) that last anywhere from 15-45 minutes. after which you never speak to one another.

I need a quick beat.

by Dye DM9 February 11, 2009

rough beat

something incredibly unfortunate

"did barb fail you on that quiz?! rough beat, man."

by "hoss" October 30, 2008

Beats & Swing

Something that you may not understand or be able to grasp.

Genre of Music that is created from house and swing music combined.

"It's a bit beats & swing isn't it?"

"It's all beats & swing"

"Beats & Swing"

by Baby dj April 6, 2013

ninja beat

The act of silently masturbating while in the same bed as your significant other, likely while they are asleep.

My girl didn't want to give me head during her period week, so I had to pull off the ninja beat several times.

by Arjiff January 8, 2014

beats by ray

A term created by a wise man during the creation of a fantasy football team

Ray rice
Elevators
Beats
Beats by Ray

by Jarrisonhumper69 December 4, 2015

Ojee Beat

when you're playing Lucio and you beat into a teabag, that's an Ojee beat

Oh cool, cool, that kid just Ojee Beat on me

by support2ow December 1, 2019

Beat massage

Designates a happy ending massage from a man to another man, which sits somewhere between homosexuality and awkwardness, while avoiding either extremes.

Ideally, there is some minimal protest (no homo) but strong reactions are best avoided at first. On the third instance of genital contact, client must make a strong stance as to re-affirm his ambiguous heterosexuality.

The deed is then ideally shared both through social media and in person to all who will hear it.

"I got myself a nice beat massage, he fondled me twice and that was good but I had to put a stop to that gay shit the 3rd time so I threw him out."

"A beat massage is nothing, I give my mother a beat massage."

by Anon___123 September 28, 2019