Where's the bathroom?

A question most commonly asked to information booths, security guards, waitresses, and lemonade booth employees.

A: (holding it in) hey. Where's the bathroom?!
B:{OMFG! NOT AGAIN!} right behind you sir. Have a nice day. {dumbass}

by minmin293 September 15, 2013

Burger King bathroom standard

A baseline of raw sexual attraction by asking the question “Would you bang them in a Burger King Bathroom”

Person 1: Dude her personality is a little bitchy
Person 2: Based on your Burger King bathroom standard, would you bang her

by YoungestHighSchoolDropout August 24, 2018

Break the bathroom

Going to the bathroom when the teacher says no

I had to break the bathroom beacuse mrs.lon would not let me go.

by Break January 24, 2019

The Handicapped Bathroom

The bathroom everyone wants to use because it's bigger and roomy. But, when you're using it, be sure no actual handicapped person enters the bathroom because they might beat you if you get caught.

This is my favorite bathroom. I will always use The Handicapped Bathroom.

*handicapped person walks in.

Shit-

by A price of shit October 20, 2019

Funky school Bathroom

The bathroom always smells like pussy and hot ass It also smells like old crusty fish patties with a side of shit.

Random girl walks in the Funky school bathroom: "it smell like someone left their pussy in this bitch!

by lollyholly1234567890 February 12, 2020

4th floor bathroom

The place where all the kids go for some fun! like a little bit of nic as well as the place where the party starts

Let’s go for the 4th floor bathroom

by nicotine February 22, 2020

Monkey in the bathroom

When your monkey uses the toilet again

Theres a Monkey in the bathroom Please give this bitch a banana

by Sako Yamoto October 29, 2020