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Red Baron

When a girl gives you a hand-job with a red oven mitten.

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Spicy Red Baron-A hot and spicy red baron that leaves your junk with a burning sensation.

Meat Lovers Red Baron- Gang Bang with a 5 to 1 ration of male to female
"That was a good Red Baron you can see it on her face!"
by BaronToys June 23, 2009
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Red Baron

This occurs during sexual intercourse while a woman is on her period. The man and woman begin to have sex in the standing up position with the man in the rear. After a while the man picks up the woman, and twirls her around the room during sex, causing some of her blood to spill over the place while she is airplane flying, thus giving the name "the red baron" to the woman.
Walking into Joe's apartment, you could see the Red Baron had visited at his girlfriends blood was all over the place
by adams bachelor party July 16, 2007
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bartoncoop

1. The act of the wife gargling her husbands balls.

2. When a super gorgeous man and a woman become partners.

3. The flow of blood to the penis when a man finds 'the one'
1. Hey Burt, you will never guess what Norma did last night.. She only went and bartoncoop'd my bloody balls.

2. You guys guess what!! Even after the controversial naked jenga game and the peanut incident at malcolms gaff last week, me and candice are proper going out with each other. I'm well chuffed.

3. God damn last night was another level.. I met this majorly hot chick, i think shes 'the one'. Why do you think shes the one reggie? Well like i say shes mega hot and I had a serious bartoncoop in my pants all night. I actually had to dip my old boy in some aloe vera when i got in, that bartoncoop really took it out of me man!
by rogermalkovich May 2, 2011
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Bartonning

Being inconvenient toward others ; generally being in the way of others
Dude Max was Bartonning the shit out of everyone's way on the van
by Flaresplitz2 July 5, 2015
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bartonian sizzle cracker

1. (n) a name you give your best friend
2. (n) a name for someone who is very sunburnt or gets burnt very easily
by oldtypingperson June 3, 2017
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BaronVonShnider

My freind..... good terrian maker....
flamer..... not really...... sexy....
BaronVonShnider is so sexy!!!!!

I wish i was BaronVonShnider!!!!

im going to masterbate about that baronvonshnider.
by NeverGuess February 1, 2004
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badtone

A customer service representative that gives correct information in a negative or hostile tone after being prodded by a customer.
"Of course I can update your phone number, just give me a minute...sheesh." Sam was pushed to the edge of his patience which resulted in Mr. Badtone rearing his ugly head.
by Pancho Rivera September 13, 2006
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