Bagel-Hole-Screwer

One who is so lame that the only hole they'll ever get is the one in the center of their morning bagel. They usually eat it afterwards, with butter and a different, homemade cream cheese.

Peter: Quagmire watch the numbers would you? I'm going to heat up a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: The butter's in the fridge, you dirty bagel-hole-screwer!

by Teh Judas November 4, 2009

Bagel Bear Bait

1. A fucking awesome prank where one smears honey on a friend or acquitance's nipples and cream cheese on thier bely while they sleep.

"Haha dude! Hes totally bagel bear bait now."

by Hishman January 6, 2008

Coffee meets bagel

Slang term for a NYC sex party.

Jen do you want to go to the next coffee meets bagel?

by Mrwolf666 January 16, 2019

Finagle My Bagel

When a girl eats a bagel with whitefish spread off your cock while blowing you.

Jeremy went home with Dorothy after synagogue. Dorothy went into the kitchen to prepare a bagel with whitefish spread for Jeremy. Upon completion he demanded, "Finagle My Bagel!"

by Chester Jr August 1, 2010

Bagel Adventure

An act in which two friends that go by the names of Meg and Amanda get in Meg's car and drive to JV Bagels at 10:00 A.M. before then working the 8 hour shift at the community pool

Jan - Do you want to go on a Bagel Adventure?
Bob - We can't you douche. Our names aren't Meg or Amanda (though I wish they were *ponders*)

by panda_chan303 December 24, 2008

Creamed My Bagel

Phrase used when one, either 1.metaphorically or 2.literally jizzes in his or her pants.

1.
TV: Robiskie scores!
Me: I just creamed my bagel

2.
Tv: Double Kill!!, Triple Kill!!!, Overkill!!!!
Me: ah ooh uh... I just creamed my bagel.

by porpoisepal January 22, 2009

Italian pizza bagel

a sex position that involves tomato sauce, cheese and sausage in which you put the following items on the vagina and eat it.

Mike: "dude i had a fun time last night with my date"
Jim: "what did you do?"
Mike: "I Italian pizza bagel'd her, she enjoyed it alot"
Jim: "dude your gross"

by MC peepants October 12, 2010