"Aye did you see that Australian Milky Bomb I dropped last night?"
"Yeah mate! You got it right in his maccas"
"Yeah mate! You got it right in his maccas"
by SamFuller March 13, 2023

Friend 1: how was your date last night?
Friend 2: it was great after the meal we went back to his for the night
Friend 1: did anything else happen?
Friend 2: After we finished having sex i gave him an Australian snowball
Friend 1: what's that?
Friend 2: I climbed on his face and released the cum what was inside of me
Friend 2: it was great after the meal we went back to his for the night
Friend 1: did anything else happen?
Friend 2: After we finished having sex i gave him an Australian snowball
Friend 1: what's that?
Friend 2: I climbed on his face and released the cum what was inside of me
by Cumming&going June 8, 2019

by Aristocratic Linen April 5, 2017

A weird species which look and sound exactly like humans but are the evil hell spawn which infest the human kind and must be exterminated to advance the human race. Known for being really hard to kill (Probably because their 'cops' keep on arresting me for aggravated assault).
Me: Have you heard the Australian species
You: Take your meds bro... its been years since the accident.
You: Take your meds bro... its been years since the accident.
by 239429034802 July 25, 2024

by ScrotumStrangler June 24, 2022

When someone puts a spider down someones pant leg and a scorpion down the other, and that person tries to get them out.
by Little England April 2, 2017

by PhoenixRisen95 May 29, 2024
