When you are suddenly overwhelmingly happy from something Twilight related and you begin to squeal and people look at you funny.
by LilyCeleste September 26, 2008
(Jessica) What's on your junk Kobe?
(Kobe) That blowjob Zane gave me last night. . . . total Shark Attack
(Kobe) That blowjob Zane gave me last night. . . . total Shark Attack
by CARBURNETMMINGSATON October 17, 2009
If I were to drink 2 40's, a fourth a bottle of jack daniels, a fourth bottle of 151, another 40, then a corona in a short period of time that would be a yak attack.
by Chaos General June 13, 2004
by Jilina September 23, 2005
An "attack" most often over a messaging service, although the attack could occur in person. The nature of the attack ranges from complaining about one's health (such as eyesight, exhaustion etc) to complaining about frivolous things such as the going-on's at a local office (that don't affect the work). The attacks are, in essence, disguised forms of complaining. The entire conversation is initiated to implement the attack, although most often beginning with a neutral statement to fool the victim into thinking it is a mutual conversation.
by Mr. K-man August 02, 2009
Use of a large paragraph of text or words to confuse someone whilst evading the original topic of conversation.Mainly used on internet forums , often involving one or many subject changes and commonly referred to as a "Smoke Screen".A good retort against a "Paragraph Attack" is "Beep Beep Reversing"
by The BS Slayer March 11, 2009
by EnterNot July 24, 2008