Armadillo Boner

When your penis starts to get erect and curls up and backward towards the lower stomach because a object is on top of the penis

"I got a armadillo boner because she was sitting on my lap", " I had to put groceries on my lap and it gave me an armadillo boner".

by Big Zarz August 21, 2025

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Armadillo

Jerking oneself off with the use of your arms legs and head.

My mate josh said he armadillos when he's lonely.

by Porgie August 30, 2025

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Ahmid. The most amazingly perfect person you could ever meet. He is perfect in every way, and every person he meets adores him. He is loved by so many, yet loves only one other more than his own life. An Ahmid always has beautiful eyes and isn't afraid to use them to his advantage. Even though he loves only one other, he will flirt with people of the opposit sex. He also has a big penis and is a good loyal boyfriend. If you know an Ahmid, look after him. He is the greatest treasure you could have.

Me: Hey, is his name Ahmid?

Friend: It must be, look how unbelievably perfect he is!

by that1girltash September 3, 2025

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Armin Hrnjic

Armin Hrnjic looks like lacy haha ok, he is buzzcut but also gets huzzcut Hi Jeff, Amelia from fresh start here. Need help with taxes or just curious about forgiveness? Reply YES for info. Reply STOP to unsubscribe. ok, hi, Armin is very tall but not so that he is tall, he is also chadumahh, Ok, O, insta at arminhrnjic_ more like lacy ahh biddy ahh dlub, Ok, Armin has a dad and I also have a dad he is from Bosnia and maybe herozogvina ok and Armin plays siegfe a lot (21 sausage) Armin is where you go to mercyhurst and he spawns as a n

Armin ok o k
Lacy: Hi is this mirror
Armin: No this is armin
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Armin Hrnjic is hi and hi is Armin

Therefore I am

by EvilArminHrnjic May 28, 2025

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armadillo

giving yourself a rim job, similarly as an armadillo curls into a ball when it sees a predator

holy shit man! Pog just armadilloed himself! he is fucked in the head, bad!

by monkeyluvbanana July 6, 2025

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Strong armed

When the bæ's grip is so strong, that a handy feels like it's about to rip off

Guy 1- so how was your night with Caroline?
Guy 2- it was good but... I didn't realize how strong armed she was. Still hurts man.

Guy 1- did you cum?
Guy 2- Dern sure

by Wyldmann27 March 17, 2015

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