Allen

Allen is the best man in the world. Sends the cat kiss meme to his platonic boyfriend every day and the nicest guy you’ll meet. Prettiest and handsomest of boys. He gives the best virtual hugs, and has the best voice ever. Loves horror, even though it makes him paranoid. <3

Allen’s bf: hey! goodnight allen, ily <3
Allen: cat kiss gif

by AllenIsMyHusband May 4, 2023

Matt allen

A self righteous, uncaring self centered piece of work. Matt Allen's are as smart as a Allen key wrench set, but those are more useful. They have a horrible temper and are always red in the face. Your best friend one minute then stealing your shit the next. Basically a complete squid.

Dude 1: why do you think you have the right to do whatever you want?
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!

by Brutus the toothless May 3, 2020

Daven Allen King

He is an unusual kid that is a bot at games he is funny but has no friends.

Daven Allen King is running away.

by Kidthesid December 9, 2019

Allenism

An extremely contagious disease that spreads around Allen’s friends. The symptoms include making grammar mistakes during conversation with your friend Allen, as well as not being able of expressing your ideas coherently.

There is no treatment for this disease.

“Why are you laugh?”
“Because you’ve got allenism”
“Uh so hurt”

by Whataluck July 29, 2018

Allen

The name of an awesome YouTuber who also goes by the name Draco. He is the youngest in the YouTube group, the Krew. Loves the color green, Canadian, funny, likes food, hungry, hoards limited edition Oreos.

“Allen ate all of the chips!”

“But we just bought 30 bags yesterday!”

by Hpfan123 July 1, 2022

Allen Case

The opposite of Tetsuya Syndrome. Someone who was destined to die first.

Person A: So, for the next character-
Person B: Allen Case
A: Wha-
B: ALLEN CASE.

by Buyo Buyo Goddess March 1, 2021

cort allen

Cort "Fucking" Allen

Strengths: can smoke a whole pack of USA golds in 30 seconds

The monster of the 607, drinker of half empty flat beer at 3:00 in the afternoon, king of whole facts

Weaknesses:
Cant drive
also doesn't have a bike and refuses to get a bus pass so

Cort Allen- a wild animal who waits in the shadows for cigs and beer

by corty boy September 2, 2019