The Alex

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates and sprays diarrhea into a cup. A woman then slides the contents of this cup into her mouth, swishing it around thoroughly. She then proceeds to give the man a blowjob. Once the man's penis is evenly coated with the shit slime, he uses the substance as an anal lube on the woman. Can also be performed between two men that are of homosexual orientation.

Man 1: Oh my God, last night Ethan gave me "The Alex"
Man 2: Ethan? Isn't that a guys name...?

by i_have_a_cast December 29, 2007

Alex

A person that is an emo and gay. who likes to get in arguements because he cant accept that he's wrong sometimes. Touches girls to make himself look straight when he's not

That guy's a complete alex

by negative91 March 13, 2008

Alex

One who may and likely is an uneducated African American.

Also a stupid nigger

"Alex is an uneducated african american, you know, everyone type into chat"

by Hey Scotty... October 23, 2016

Alex

A STUPID NIGGER.

Everyone type in chat "Alex is a stupid nigger"

by Stuffandthings October 11, 2016

Alex

Someone with a hairy ass.

"did you see that Alex over there? He's hairier than brown bear!"

by cgc4lyfe August 22, 2011

Alex

Loves cock in bum and up his nose. Alex most of of the time a couple extra chromosones. He has two chrombooks and hires Ben the prost a lot.

Wanna fuck now alex

by Super Handicaped Man June 3, 2019

Alex

A misogynist cunt who only thinks of himself.

Run if you ever come upon an Alex, he's most definitely not what he seems.
Run.

Just. Run.

Oh god Alex is coming, get in the car!

by Yourmom2072 August 13, 2017