Stroke Alert

The warning given by one in African American ebonics over an intercom in a hospital when someone is suffering a cerebrovascular incident, also commonly known as a stroke.

Respiratory Therapist: OK sir, I will just hook up your oxygen and be back in a couple hours to see how you are doing.
Voice Over Intercom: SKROKE ALERT! SKROKE ALERT!

*short pause* whispers heard over intercom
Respiratory Therapist: Skroke alert?? Wtf?
Voice Over Intercom: Stroke Alert!
Respiratory Therapist: Shoot! I'll be right there!

by Hygffdrtg March 1, 2023

Crush alert

An alert said by people to tell that someone likes or is attracted to someone, but they don't like them back.

Kate: "I like... Cody."
Ana: "CRUSH ALERT!".
*Everyone gasps*

by irieomgfunny/面白い December 4, 2022

Jehovah alert

The alarm you sound to your entire family when you see Jehovah's witnesses walking up to your door. You need to find cover under the nearest bed, table or behind a curtain. They will be trying your doors and looking in your back windows. GET HELP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE and keep all lights off. Good luck.

JEHOVAH ALERT
HIDE RIGHT FUVKING NOW

by QeQ January 1, 2023

Zamn Alert

when you see a bad bitch or a fat booty and you think (ZAMN🥵) so you say ZAMN ALERT out loud so all the homies can peep dat jawn

“she bad asl and her ass fat!?! ZAMN ALERT!”

by imsooogoated March 20, 2023

AMBER Alert

An annoying ass alarm that wakes up you up in the middle of the night or goes off randomly.

Jane: Ugh did you get that AMBER Alert last night
Stephanie: No, why?
Jane: I GOT IT 3 TIMES IN THE SAME NIGHT I AM SLEEP DEPRIVED

by stan twice 4 clear skin <3 March 27, 2023

Amber Alert

When she won’t swallow the load so you blow it in her ear .
You then send out an Amber Alert to find the missing children .

She knew her phone was going to blow up after I Amber Alerted my kids into her ear .

by Benderover71 April 18, 2023

boner alert🙀

uh oh boner alert🙀

person1: omg look it’s Olivia!
person2: she looks fine today!
Person3: boner alert🙀

by SecretGyal May 1, 2023