Going for an alan

When you go to a public toilet giving the impression of going for a shit but have a wank instead
by Scott1995 October 29, 2017
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Alaned

This term is to over engineer a perfectly decent product to the point that it is unsellable.
You have Alaned this product, i cant sell it now.
by MALINSO May 24, 2023
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Alan Kulwicki

A a perfectionist and doing things his own way, Alan Kulwicki was the winner of the 1992 NASCAR Winston Cup Championship whilst driving for his own team, beating the best of the best, Bill Elliott, and the son of a legend, Davey Allison. After dying in 1993 in a light aircraft accident, Alan Kulwicki would forever be a legend of NASCAR. A true underdog, if not Underbird, no-one has done what he did before or since.
Alan Kulwicki had won five NASCAR Winston Cup races, 24 pole positions, 75 Top 10 finishes, and one championship in 207 races.
by AK7Forever October 30, 2023
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Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.
Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.
by tirtle July 09, 2018
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alane

Nah she rude she swear all the time at anyone named falcon .
Alane be rude to falcon-
by Ashley YT June 24, 2021
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Alan Bimini

by katisbimini January 04, 2025
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