Cannot say slut or whore without stuttering. His best friend is an Isaac and is known to have a horse cock and can make really fucking good sandwiches.
Friend: let's break u out of u shell. Say slut
Alan Lee: no ur gon say I'm misogynistic
Friend: I won't I promise
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Friend: I won't I promise
Alan: www hh ... Orr.. ee
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