abercrombie and fitch

A clothing store for slutty girls and gay guys.

I saw that gay stripper walk into Abercrombie and Fitch.

by ravensrule December 26, 2009

abercrombie beautiful people

Tall, Gorgeous and know it, mostly air-heads who get paid 20 bucks an hour to wear super tight tops, and say, "yo wats up?" and then glare at you if you haven't bought more than five things, and spritz you in the eyes with gross men's colone if you haven't bought anything on your way out.

normal girl: hey, can you help me find my size in this?
beautiful person: haha! sure! oh, look at that! we don't have any left! XXL is out of stock! but you should buy this cami, it like totally goes with your eyes, and then buy a matching one for your boyfriend. And then howabout these leather leggings?
normal girl: well um...that looks nice? I didn't know I was XXL... usually
I'm an M. whatever... oh yeah sorry I only have 10 dollars...
beautiful person: *turning sinister* well...there's a wall mart down the street.
and if you really want to buy something, well then have this breathmint. it's on me. you kinda need it...
normal girl: umm yeah no thanks... bye...
beautiful person: Oh wait! try our new men's fragrance! *sprits gross mens colone in eyes*
normal girl: aaah my eyes! I'm blind!
beautiful person: *looking smug* oh, gosh I'm sorry!
beautiful person 2: *walks up to beautiful person 1* *whispering* what's going on?
beautiful person 1: she didn't buy anything :/
beautiful person 2: ooooh.

person 1: that beautiful person in abercrombie was totally giving me the hairy eyeball when I only bought 5 things!
Person 2: your lucky she didn't make you blind! it's actually not colone she has in that bottle, it's rat poison!
Person 1: seriously?
person 2: NO!

abercrombie beautiful people

by ICanSeeUpYourNosse April 16, 2010

ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH

A totally awesome brand of cloths that dumb ppl like the ones above can't afford so they whine about how dumb it is

Poor person:omg look at her abercrombie shirt I wish i could afford it

Prep:look at that poor little persons shirt from the salvation army SHE PROBABLY WISHES she could afford it.

by a person that can afford abercrombie and fitch July 29, 2005

abercrombie & fitch

The greatest store ever. Has great quality clothing and its oh so stylish. Some people may think that since we wear abercrombie, we are sluts, or snoby rich kids. but we are not. we are really nice people who just happen to like abercrombie. you have your tastes we have ours! and so what if we spend 90 dollars on pants? you spend 90 of horrid pants from some emo/gothic store. so stop hating on the store, the clothes, and the abercrombie culture! we love it. you dont. its all ok. just stop saying stuff about it, why cant you just ignore it? seriously, all of you who hate on us are just jealous. if you werent you would ignore it instead of promoting abercrombie more. haha losers!

Abercrombie & Fitch: the cool kids clothes. i love a&f!!!

by Shelby Murdock August 8, 2007

Abercrombie "V"

AKA- The Penis Lines or Penis Muscles

Britney Spears and PINK have the Abercrombe "V"- (I say Penis lines)...they must be guys.

by -*TrIcK BaBy*- (trick, look it up) September 6, 2004

Abercrombie

Short for Abercrombie & Fitch, a clothing company who used to make presidential quality clothing (worn by Roosevelt and Ford among others). Became bankrupt in the 1970s, was aquired, then later reinvented itself into the young, rich, WASPish "lifestyle" clothing company it is seen as today. Usually perceived by middle and lower class American youth as tastelessly showy and flamboyant.

"Abercrombie never has sales."

by Sage September 3, 2005

Abercrombie Kids

A phrase only of interest to the Abercrombie marketing drone who obviously created the previous entry. Embarrassing.

"We at Abercrombie Kids are 'totally down' with your 'dope' preteen lifestyle."

by Sick of Ads August 30, 2005