The time it takes a fart or shart to be reduced to half its initial potency, typically measured in seconds.
Upon eating Thai food, Dr. Long Fat Wang discovered that the Ass-life of his farts increased by a solid 15 seconds.
by believeitsbutter January 14, 2013
by Ahmed Saad Saad April 22, 2020
A type of severe diarrhea in which you unleash a torrent of pure liquid shit with the force of a high pressure waterjet table. Ass Piss is usually encountered shortly after a trip to Taco Bell.
Joe and I went to Taco Bell and about 30 minutes later, he destroyed the seat of my truck with a stream of Ass Piss like I've never seen. It cut clean through the passenger floorboard.
by CDRTickledick May 28, 2020
by National free head May 02, 2019
when someone purposely consumes food (e.g. dairy products) that will make them have diarrhea or just shit to lose weight.
Friend 1: Why does Gertrude keep drinking milk, isn't she lactose intolerant?
Friend 2: Yeah, but that girl has ass bulimia, she drinks milk which makes her shit so she can lose weight
Friend 1: Too bad it isn't working for her
Friend 2: Yeah, but that girl has ass bulimia, she drinks milk which makes her shit so she can lose weight
Friend 1: Too bad it isn't working for her
by t-pie April 22, 2011
1. Used by parents to discipline insolent children, performed by hitting the child's buttocks or other areas of the body forcefully several times. Usually performed with a hand or other object such as a belt, spatula, or nine-iron golf club.
2. General saying for a physical assault, with the prospect of the assaulter ending the altercation favorably.
2. General saying for a physical assault, with the prospect of the assaulter ending the altercation favorably.
by MayDayMeh June 20, 2018
An expression of lack of concern.
by J E Walker April 28, 2003