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Missile Sponge

A ship, a Revenue Director or a Peer who attracts attention in such a way that helps you avoid it.
"Grant was a real missile sponge in that last "Quality call", thank god for that guy"
" The aircraft carrier is the target, but the frigate is the missile sponge"
by YoloRoc August 25, 2023
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A sponge bob

a truth teller

easy going
not moody but will let you know when enough Is enough
sometimes sponge Bob type people think alot
sponge Bobs are conscious individuals who like living carelessly and adventurous in a childlike manner
(hence they speak the truth to not have to go back to a lie and have fun but not to much of it)
most sponge bobs are funny to others in a cute or good way (but they don't really realize it.) (as they mature they understand their humour)

sponge bobs don't Die.
I enjoy being "A Sponge Bob"
"A Sponge bob" isn't only a cartoon character
"A Sponge bob" people are the Best and easiest to get along with.
by UnoYoko February 12, 2022
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sponge-bag

Someone who says and spells everything wrong.
Man: How are you doing Barney and Morris ?

Bennie: My name is Bennie, and he is Boris.

Boris: What a sponge-bag !
by TecazHernandez August 24, 2022
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talk no sponge

I am not going to talk no sponge when I tell you about your diagnosis.
by Sponge talker September 8, 2017
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Soda Sponge

Cleaning utensil designed to clean up stains, specifically those from pop drinks. Not to be confused with beer sponges or cum sponges.
Person 1: Dude, I just spilled my Mountain Dew, can you help me out?

Person 2: I ran out of paper towels but you can borrow my soda sponge.
by MadHatter6 May 23, 2020
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Algerian Sponge Fork

When you rub shit in someones pores while listening to Needlepeen
Carson: What's your favorite way to have sex?
Holden: I love giving an Algerian Sponge Fork.
by JM99 Official December 8, 2023
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Spong

an extremely stupid person with a negative IQ who makes everyone feel retarded when they walk into a room. comes from the word mong and sponge since a mong is stupid and a sponge absorbs people intellectuality
"hey dude, that guy Agustin is such a spong"
by beanflicker420 November 22, 2018
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