stink-shark

n.
1) A Metro-sexual who couples as a cock-blocker.
2) A spiky haired Brad Pitt wannabe, equipped with a false sense of machismo, who has the ability to ruin the girl-guy ratio at a bar just by his mere presence.

*created by famed journalist Jason Probst

As I turned my back to order a drink, a group of stink-sharks attempted to pull my girlfriend onto the dance floor.

by Thomas Ruzika June 3, 2004

Shark Card.

"Shark Card"
noun /SHärk kärd/
A dishonest scheme; a fraud.

"Let's innovate, let's make a new game!"
"I hear you I hear you, but listen to this... Shark Card.

by FuckingPiecesofLivingShits! December 24, 2020

shark week

the best week of your life.

"Dude, it's shark week!"
"I know Dude, I haven't seen sunlight in 4 days!"

by lifeisawesome August 4, 2009

shark bite

When you are going down on a woman and discover she is on the rag and has a tampon string hanging out (see "ripcord"). Determined to eat her out, you take the string in your mouth and bite down, ripping it out with your teeth. After thrashing it back and forth a bit, you fling it over one shoulder with your mouth. In order to properly complete the shark bite, you must proceed with performing oral sex on the woman.

I discovered she was on the rag, but wanted to eat her out anyway. My only choice was to give her a shark bite. Boy, was she surprised.

by ESQ July 12, 2006

card shark

One who, through a combination of skill and conning tactics, is able to coerce card players into senses of false security, then easily defeat them and earn large amounts of money. Also known as card sharp. See wordpool shark/word

I lost $1200 to that card shark. And I thought I had the upper hand...

by Majuju July 9, 2003

card shark

A skilled competititor in the world of playing cards. I.e. Poker, Blackjack etc

Don't play Jim at Poker. He's a card shark!

by Neil D July 8, 2003

land sharking

a girl spreads her arms acros a wall thrusting her ass in the opposite direction, while a guy in the other end of the room has his arms above his head, in the shape of a shark fin, humming the "jaws" theme song. Then as fast as he can he sprints to the other end of the room and pelvic thrusts his dick into her ass, hoping he doesn't miss.

special fetures in 40 year old virgin. "land sharking"

by Jake Erenstoft August 16, 2006