A person who talks behind someone's back. They are very witchy and they make you want to dab on them haters. Term is used by kingbo on youtube or suburban_prince on instagram.
King Bo:"So um I was um walking into class going to sit at my desk and all of a sudden i heard these premature goblins talking stuff about me."
by EnchAnting since '04 August 5, 2017
Get the Premature Goblins mug.The feeling or act of playing a game to the point where you feel like a small, disgusting little goblin. This can include giggling like a maniac, your eyes squinting harshly, or your body shutting down.
Person: “Dude, I went on like a 10 kill streak with this stupid weapon and I felt positively disgusting.”
Other person: “Now that’s what I call Goblin Gaming”.
Other person: “Now that’s what I call Goblin Gaming”.
by CarsonTheCookdude April 3, 2021
Get the Goblin Gaming mug."That's my ex boyfriend's ex girlfriend! I'm too much of a Drama Goblin not to say something to her!"
"My inner Drama Goblin could not resist dishing with my friend about what happened at Book Club"
"My inner Drama Goblin could not resist dishing with my friend about what happened at Book Club"
by ElJanel November 5, 2023
Get the Drama Goblin mug.Someone who constantly bitches about everything. They intentionally try to suck the fun out of all activities until life isn’t worth living anymore. Only when life is a bland depressing wasteland of awfulness are they content with themselves.
Good god, Carissa is being such a butt goblin. All I said is that I want an Asian girlfriend and she’s all butthurt about it. She even said she hated me and that I’m a terrible person.
by Fluxmetrical January 11, 2023
Get the Butt goblin mug.by The_Jawbreaker April 30, 2019
Get the Gooch Goblin mug.Noun person who works over night stocking merchandise while the store is close
Also see Box Goblin king the night manager or supervisor that organizes and leads the box goblins
Also see Box Goblin king the night manager or supervisor that organizes and leads the box goblins
I tasked my box goblins with replenishing the toilet paper aisle since covid panic decimated our shelves.
by ANGELISDARKER October 28, 2022
Get the Box goblin mug.Little Goblins are in metals and when it gets to hot they take away some atoms to make a pool party but when it gets to cold they turn it back to a solid
Bro why are some compounds solid at room temperature, while other compounds are liquids or gases?
Because stupid the Goblin Theory
Because stupid the Goblin Theory
by Bubbaluve November 15, 2019
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