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eat your own asshole

To Eat ones asshole and like it
by Adam February 8, 2005
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YOUR = ASSH0LE = ASSHOLE

Are you thinking "WHAT I AM THINKING"
ASSWH0L3

Tender loving care to "ANY ASSH0OLE"
See that LITTLE B0Y is the DUKE 0F WINDS0R as EAT THEIR FARTS as they are going through the GL0RY H0LES in the REDW00D TREES where YOUR = ASSH0LE = ASSHOLE which is they "OWN YOUR ENTIRE SMELL" as watch that C0CK on the SCREEN and no touching anymore OR ELSE you will really PISS 0FF those BABIES, LITTLE B0YS and LITTLE GIRLS as guess what "THEY ARE YOUR 0WNERS" ANAL ALAN and they are always TRUTHFUL as they don't " N0 BETTERS".

OK, it is YOUR = ASSH0LE = ASSHOLE opening and closing as you RIM RIM RIM ...IN and lose EVERY ONE ANAL ALAN of your SEXUAL WHIMS.
by DIT KOMON ASSH0LE April 18, 2022
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perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.
dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>
by b4stard November 10, 2005
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Your Child's Asscrack

If Joe Biden is even ten miles away from it, you're fucked.
Reporting live from Yopmail User News! A man and his child have committed suicide after Joe Biden ravaged the kid's asscrack! If you give a shit about your child's asscrack, don't let the Joepedo near it.
by Yopmail User November 6, 2022
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its an insult from the remake of the 90's movie IT. Richie Tozier ( Trashmouth ) says it after beating the shit out of Henry Bowers and his goons with help of the losers club. After he was saying the phrase he gives the weirdo both birds, then joins the rest of the ' Losers '
" Go blow your dad you mullet wearing asshole ." Richie exclaimed after the ' Rock war ' with Henry and the assholes.
by RANDOM AND BORED AF October 24, 2017
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assemble your crew

Made populare by Dave Chappelle in the Prince skit on the Chappelle show. used to discribe the gathering of your friends in a single area.
Prince: "I've seen your movies. They're quite good."
Eddie Murphy: "Thanks, man"
Prince: "Would you like to come back to my house for a party?"
Eddie Murphy: "Sure man."
Prince: "Assemble your crew!"
by Rick James, Bitch! April 8, 2005
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