wrapped around the axle

To be extremey or overly upset.

"Jordan is wrapped around the axle because he has to sit on the bench during the game."

by MIL April 12, 2006

chocolate covered bubble wrap

It is the most amazing thing ever. You can eat it and it tastes like chocolate and bubble wrap. And it pops. Which is cool. If you eat some, you will be cool.

Person 1: "Hey you want some bubble wrap?"
Person 2: "You got chocolate to go with it?"
Person 1: "Uh. . . no."
Person 2: (walks off) :mutters: "So uncool."

Cuz you all know chocolate covered bubble wrap is the best :D

by Bob!!!! November 14, 2007

warpedtourge

sexual relations revolving around dates of the Warped Tour. refers to casual hookups while people from different cities are brought together for this whore scenefest.

bongslut: "hai i'll b@warped tmrw, txt 9105558578 if ur dwn 4 warpedtourges"

by Stuart DBDD July 22, 2009

Wrapture

To wrap oneself around another.

"The cat 'wraptured' himself around the other feline with his tail"

by Purplegoo October 24, 2012

Wrageswag

The stuff you steal when you're drunk.

Last night I scored some awesome wrageswag: a sombrero, a doorknob, and a handle of tequila

by 1408sll April 24, 2012

Ceaser Wrap

the act of applying a condom orally while dawning roman garb.

I am almost positive the Romans didn't believe in the "Ceaser Wrap", disease was a common thing in ancient Rome.

by Michigan December 12, 2008

souvlaki wrap

to jump on someone, wrapping your legs around them and suffocating there body in the leg wrap.

gal 1: you need to hold on tigher or you will fall off!
gal 2: ohkay, hang on, just lemme souvlaki wrap you big time.

by darty,tashb! September 19, 2009