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Woke Right 

People who fall under the conservative label that advocates for the progressive values in the Bible.
“I have not been canceled by the Woke Left, but the Woke Right.”
Woke Right by JamesTcuck December 6, 2021

Woke-nap 

A) When you take a nap and wake up woke in Elmo's world, b) the time you spend in such a warped reality
Going schlüffen? Be careful not to fall into the woke-nap trap. Woketopia will soon implode.
Woke-nap by Uncle Dimma March 18, 2022

woke walker 

Derived from the Game of thrones character White Walker, Woke Walker refers to the plague of Karen’s destroying the world with their insanely insensible far left views that are hypocritically destroying the world.
That woke walkers wearing two masks outside
woke walker by e1ixirpatr0lman April 28, 2022

Woke Lord 

Woke Lord is a title (self proclaimed or given) to someone whose thoughts, speach and actions embody 'wokeness' (see woke). Not to be confused with enlightenment or a genuine spiritual awakening; a Woke Lord's world view is used to leverage the moral high ground in every imaginable situation.
Leah: That man was friendly.
Woke Lord: You would be too if you were the benefactor of a western patriarchal system design and maintained for you and your success.
Woke Lord by Loke Word May 11, 2022

Woke Vet 

A veteran, usually peacetime service and a desk flyer, who acts as though the fact they served with minorities makes them a expert on racial or gender problems. They often are seen on Facebook starting sentences with “My best friend in the Navy was Hispanic/Black/Asian/Gay/Bi…” They than proceed to lecture everyone with stories that are 95% bull shit about how their supposed friend “opened their eyes.” A Woke Vet differs from a Bro Vet in that Bro Vets use their service to get a “Thank you” from conservatives whereas Woke Vets use their service to score brownie points among left leaning circles.
Ryan was pretty normal in the service, but ever since his EAS he’s become such a Woke Vet
Woke Vet by Aknut47 May 30, 2022

Woke and boke 

Waking up with a hangover and immediately throwing up.
“Hey man, you wanna hang out?”
“Nah not right now. I got a nasty hangover. I even woke and boke this morning.”
Woke and boke by Enzo Wonton July 21, 2022