To kiss ass to your boss, professor, or any other authority figure through an email or message board.
Mary Beth scammed her professor into thinking she was the leader of her groups project. She is such a web kisser!
by Larry Tolan February 14, 2008
Get the web kisser mug.Noun. It is a phenomenon that happens when a girl is being “courted” by a guy and they are about to get serious and then suddenly all of her exes, hoes, or random men start showing up trying to earn her affection. It’s as if all men are subconsciously connected through this sperm web.
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Get the Sperm web mug.A "chicken web" is when you pick up a chicken and jump on a spider web in Fortnite chapter 3 season 1
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Get the Web footed chicken mug.When a guy is a f*cking a girl and she lets him nut inside then she shoots it back in his face, like a spider man web
Steven was a little to excited to try web slinging with his new match from Tinder
Trevor received quite a surprise when his girlfriend web slinged him after he finished inside her
Trevor received quite a surprise when his girlfriend web slinged him after he finished inside her
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Get the Web mug.The end result of jerking one’s self off or a partner off into your bare hand. The ejaculate gets between each finger forming a web.
Hey Bill really gave Brandon a wicked old fashioned last night. He had major cum webs, I could have sworn he was a gay Spider-Man
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