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Beard Wax

Worn by pseudo-hipsters who are part of the the "...let's all be individualists and wear the same beard and haircut along with horned rim glasses if you need them..." crowd.
"Look there's another douche wearing beard wax, what are they clones?"
by JJJ2.0 October 17, 2018
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Plastic wax

The mixture of a milligram of chapstick to a liter of free sexual lubricant and vegetable oil in a pressure chamber with a ramset nailgun blanks sealed inside with a remote detonation device.

Neoc4
Use plastic wax to deflower your enemies
by Cody5050 December 21, 2022
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Waxed his balls

A term used to describe a woman consenually having sex with a man. When a woman is having sex with a man and her vaginal fluid or orgasm gets on his testicles and the motion of the sex act acts as a polisher or buffer to his balls.
She waxed his balls!
She has been waxing his balls.
He's getting his balls waxed by her.
He has been getting his balls waxed by her.
by FionaAnn5 August 2, 2025
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Mississippi Leg Wax

Removal of long-hairs on legs with cum substituted for wax.
That girl in line in front of me at the DMV was in need of a good Mississippi Leg Wax, them things looked like Chewbacca.
by Craytop October 20, 2015
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Who's choking on the splinters
Gary: My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!
by fuckfacemcidiot December 1, 2017
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cuban mustache wax

similar to a face ride, but not quite

a cuban mustache wax is when you pour olive oil all over your face, the gal rides your mustache after she's applied nair w/o removing it all over her coochie
by Monkey Breff February 14, 2025
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Waxed

When someone does something super extra that is completely unnecessary; something only that one dude would do. Synonym for taxing it.
Steve: I did that 500 word essay for the five extra credit points

Justin: Bro you waxed it!
by bilbobaggyballs666 October 16, 2019
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