Turdle Wax

When you’re receiving a handjob and you have to take a shit, so your partner open palm catches it and proceeds to use your turd to jerk you off.

Glenn really enjoys when chicks turdle wax him after a his pineapple pizza’s.

by Cracklized November 15, 2017

My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite

Who's choking on the splinters

Gary: My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!

by fuckfacemcidiot December 1, 2017

Waxing The Floor Boards

When one of the female gender takes action in a action commonly know as Flicking the Bean.

Friend 1: Were's Stacy?
Friend 2: She went out back to Waxing The Floor Boards!
Friend 1: Wow she needs a boyfriend.

by Long Dong Wong From Hong Kong May 8, 2018

ur wax

You're wacky in a bad way. You're a wanna be crazy chick/dude but really, you're just a hollow loser.

Oh you're pretending to be drunk and hitting on chicks again, ur wax!

by AJAYMASHY June 9, 2016

wax my shit

Go home after a long day and jerk off until your dick feels waxy

I can't wait to go home and wax my shit

by A_Millz September 8, 2016

eyebrow waxing

When a person takes a big load of facial and it is then let dry to remove like wax; hence: man she took two eyebrow waxing in one day!!!

Man she took two eyebrow waxing in one day!!!

by Anonymous632675 May 3, 2018

waxed

Polished. Above average. To stand out in brilliance. Tip top state of being.

"Did you see how stunning she looked tonight?" "That girl was waxed!"

by Isaywhatisee January 12, 2020