soggy washington

When your son is asleep and you roll a dollar bill around your dick, stick it in his mouth, then molest his hole with the wet dollar bill around your dick.
I gave my son a soggy washington last night. The pizza's great.
by James O'neil June 09, 2019
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George Washington slept here

A phrase used to mock or convey doubt of a claim. The New York Times puts it as “a common punch line for dubious historical claims.” The phrase’s infamy originated from the sheer amount of such signs in colonial places used to advertise and get people’s attention.

There is also a Brodway show and movie called “George Wasnington Slept Here,” the name a reference to this phrase.
“Did you know Shakespeare invented the letter Q?”
Yeah, sure, and George Washington slept here.”
by PinkCripps August 26, 2019
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Martha Washington

a hip, hip, hip hip lady...
"Martha Washington was a hip, hip, hip hip lady..."
by josephtacos December 30, 2022
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Washington Robbery

Your partner pushes their excrement to the mouth of the anus, you proceed to remove the excrement from the anus inserting it onto their reproductive organ. Following this you insert yourself into the excrement spreading it around their respective orifice.
Hey John I cant come to golden corall tonight bonnie wants a Washington robbery.
by John J Jingleheimerschmidt August 03, 2024
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Washington Robbery

Your significant pushes a turd to the mouth of the anus, you then remove the turd with your hands, inserting it into your partner's reproductive organ, after insertion you penetrate the turd spreading it around the orifice.
Hey Ben i cannot come to Golden Corrall tonight bonnie wants a Washington robbery.
by John J Jingleheimerschmidt August 03, 2024
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Onalaska, Washington

A small, unincorporated community within Lewis County, Washington. The name for the town comes from the poem The Pleasures of Hope by Thomas Campbell.
I grew up in Onalaska, Washington and I personally liked it. It was much better than growing up in the big city.
by CelticEagle February 13, 2019
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Washington CPAP

When you run a hose from the tail pipe of your car through a window and duct tape the end of the hose to your mouth while revving the engine to expedite the end of life process.
Rob must have been really fed up with everything to do a Washington CPAP.
by Keeefers February 20, 2025
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