Diagonal Walk

When a pedestrian crosses a street or parking lot at a diagonal angle rather than straight, usually taking a longer time to do so.

“Look at this asshole diagonal walking, for God’s sake I just want to park my car.”

by CaptainCatLoaf November 24, 2019

weed walk

When you love taking long walks when you are high.

I pick my favorite music and love to do weed walk man.

by Barkandou September 5, 2021

Norwegian Walking

A trip organised with an ex-partner with the motive to shag each other relentlessly for the duration of holiday. Usually very little walking takes place while away.

I don't think Loz is ready to take her Norwegian Walking till he's over her.

by DBHR May 20, 2015

walking hiv

Term referring to a slut, or whore.

Yo, that bitch is the walking hiv, watch yo self nukka.

by Annonnimous (sp) February 12, 2009

walking the camel.

The act of wearing too tight short-shorts (or any tight apparel; jeans, leotard, pantyhose, panties, etc., in the crotch) , causing a 'camel-toe' to appear as the fabric of the shorts splits the labia majora to the vagina, then stopping every few steps to remove them from the vagina. Usually performed by pubescent girls in theme parks.

Performing the same function for public self-gratification.

"Doesn't that girl look ridiculous walking the camel?"

"Does she enjoy walking the camel?

"Why doesn't she buy comfortable shorts instead of walking the camel? "
"Wow, dude! That hot chick is walking the camel!"

"I like to wear tight shorts to Disney World and walk the camel until I cum."
"I tease myself in public by walking the camel. "
" I love to walk the camel in public and get off without anyone knowing. "
" With the seam of my jeans deep inside, I start my day by walking my dog AND my camel. "

by Meme March 19, 2015

Walking Food

Food that is better to eat walking while you are high.

Walking Food such as Sour Punch Straws

by Bwaaahhhhh November 25, 2009

Walking Fedora

A incel or neckbeard with the pure purpose of spreading their gross opinions. Typically they smell like onions, have a scruffy neck beard and sterotypically wear a fedora. They're almost wrong 99% of the time and have gross behavior.

Did you see the new kid? Talk about a Walking Fedora.
I think you just found a Walking Fedora.
That person smells like onions! (gagging) Walking Fedora.

by Regurgitator_9000 February 5, 2021