by kourtlyn August 7, 2023

Puking outside after a heavy night and eating a salad. 3 weeks later a tomato plant started growing.
Dude, i got home and remember that guy that puked in the garden. All of a sudden theres a tomato plant growing. He made a chunder wonder
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by Flishiboi September 27, 2021

When you've been in the office bathroom for so long that the auto-sensor lights click off and you have to wipe in the dark.
After that chili, I was on the crapper so long it turned into a Stevie Wonder Dump. No idea if I actually finished the wipe until I came out of the stall and the lights came back on.
by mooshai5 November 13, 2023

by EldrinOTB May 19, 2021
