Waste basket wipe

When going for #2 and no toilet paper is available you use dirty kleenex for the waste basket

Was at Adam's the other night had to shit so bad he didn't have any tp so I didn't have a choice but waste basket wipe.

by Mike Stabb August 23, 2016

1000 Square Wipe

When you take a huge shit that requires a lot of toilet paper squares.

Tom: Sorry Jerry I missed the game, I had to take the 1000 Square Wipe

by DNJosh January 27, 2021

Orbital Wipe Sessions

When a large majority of obese people get together in a circle to wash each others nether regions.

Since I'm unable to reach my own ass to wipe, I have to coordinate weekly Orbital Wipe Sessions with my other fat friends to get things done.

by Mr. Gullible August 22, 2008

Alaskan wet wipe

The act of ejaculating on a tissue, freezing it and using it as an ice pack.

John fell down stairs last night when he was drunk so I gave him an alaskan wet wipe to help his wounds.

by Wet wiper October 16, 2021

lanky ass wipe

When you wipe you ass but theres still a long piece of crap half hanging out

FUCK, our shitty roomate is being a lanky ass wipe again!

by JustinGardener October 1, 2017

one-wipe wonder

the rare occasion when you take a shit and only have to wipe once

Friend: well you weren't in there for long
Me: it was a one-wipe wonder

by Rammit Inmah Asshol May 18, 2017

Wiping a brown marker

When you're wiping your ass and it never seems to stop.

Last night, I was wiping a brown marker for fifteen minutes.

by Ghettomemester May 26, 2017