Spanish Wipe

(n.) the act of inserting a finger into a female partner's butthole whilst performing cunnilingus, and smearing a bit of feces across her face.

Dude, last Thursday I gave this chick a major Spanish Wipe, she was so mad that she almost flossed my oboe.

by buttman12473 March 1, 2011

tank wipe

The lowest job in most organizations and is usually assigned to a newbie or someone so useless nobody knows what to do with. Mentioned several times in King of the Hill and at Strickland Propane the job was to wipe the propane tanks to prevent the sun from heating them up. But still not demeaning as a butt wipe.

The boss' girlfriend was just sitting around doing her nails so we assigned her as a tank wipe .

by Bill the Cat May 21, 2008

cum wipe

insulting someone
referring to them as what you wipe the cum off with

Yo cumwipe stop being retarded

by bobby April 1, 2005

Macho Wipe

Macho wipe is another word for paper towel. Yet is only used when one runs out of toilet paper during certain bathroom related processes like taking a dump.

Yo, man you're out of toilet paper again!!! Grab me a macho wipe, STAT!

by M. Churchill June 11, 2007

dummy wipe

(verb)to wipe or rub the penis on objects.

"my roomate dummy wiped the whole house, the silverware,the door knobs,the refrigerator handle. He told me he once took a canoe out on a lake to dummy wipe a buoy"

by friend of original dummy wiper June 3, 2008

Subsequent Wipe

A wipe of the ass that usually takes place an hour or more after the actual crap because you didn't get it all the first time. Typically it is undertaken because of extreme discomfort resulting from residue that festers between ass cheeks.

I took a big dump right after I birdied the third hole, but had to go back for a subsequent wipe after number 11 because my ass was on fire!

by Genius455 November 30, 2009

Trophy Wipe

The final wipe where there is no skidmark, the most satisfying wipe of all.

"I keep my trophy wipes in a box under my bed."

by girtbeef September 10, 2015