meat whistle

the chad, the skin flute, the man with a plan

the tastiest meat whistle can be found at www.myspace.com/thechad_83

by attakki March 16, 2009

Whistle Up The Wheat Field

To eat pussy. Referred to in "The Sopranos" when Tony is making fun of Uncle Junior.

I don't trust that guy, he likes to whistle up the wheat field.

by jb53 February 16, 2006

where the monkey put the whistle

curious term used by Irish father to frighten Irish son from engaging in bad behavior of any sort...

As in...You do that again and I'll put my foot right "where the monkey put the whistle"......

by sheila in the car May 10, 2009

worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot

Self-explanatory. There couldn't be much more worthless than that. Alleged by a young lady I used to bang to have originated from her father.

Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ. That boyfriend of yours is as worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot.

by PFesser April 19, 2018

Its only a bleedin' whistle

The reply to any question in which you are stuck for an answer.

Friend - why didn't you come to my party on Friday?

Reply - Aww its only a bleedin' whistle

This phrase was coined from father Ted, when Father Damien/Damo steals Mr Benson's whistle.
When caught for this terrible crime he can’t see why such a big deal was made over the whistle being stolen and replies, “it’s only a bleedin' whistle"

by jimmymc22 April 2, 2009

After Whistle All-Star

Someone who does a spectacular thing during an athletic competition, after the whistle was blown and the rest of the players stopped competing.

As the referee called the forward for a foul the After Whistle All-Star came dribbling in an dunked the ball.

by hngryDavy October 5, 2010

PEANUT BUTTER WHISTLE

PEANUT BUTTER WHISTLE, IS WHEN YOUR FINGERING A FEMALE WITH 2 FINGERS AND YOU MAKE HER LICK IT ALL OFF! ( YOU USE TWO FINGERS TO WHISTLE SO IT LOOKS LIKE SHES GETTING READY TO WHISTLE WITH THOSE FINGERS).

I STUCK MY 2 FINGERS SO DEEP IN KHIAS ASS THAT MADE HER ALL HOT AND HORNY. SO SHE GRABBED MY FINGERS AND GAVE HER SELF A PEANUT BUTTER WHISTLE!

by goingbadonher May 21, 2010