Weed Rocket

A Weed Rocket is Elon Musk's secret plan for SpaceX. Elon Musk hopes that he can use the Weed Rocket to chill all the martians he finds so they won't invade Earth.

Ron: "Hey bruh, ever heard of Elon Musk's Weed Rocket?"
Ben: "Nah nigga that shit's wacko."

by CrypticReich March 26, 2019

Cali Weed

Supposedly some of the "best" weed comes from Cali.

"And Cali weed be the brightest green, be the brightest green" -Dirty Heads, Neighborhood

by AK4LYFE January 5, 2007

Weed Man

marajuana is on its way

A yall here comes the weed man

by Pooh November 6, 2003

Tumble Weed

Derived from the awkward silence before a cowboy shooting showdown. Now used when there's an awkward silence. A Tumble of weed.

-awkward silence-
andre: tumble weed

by lauren09 April 20, 2009

Jack-weed

A more polite way of calling someone both a dickweed and a jackoff at the same time.

Stay in your own lane Jack-weed!!

by Tim Wallach August 3, 2006

Weed hoe

A girl that whores out for a group of guys so that she can smoke their weed for free. They are usually underage, but could pass for 18. Typically a pretty girl from a nice family that just dresses scummy and hangs out with scummy guys (that are also typically from nice families)

Typical attire:

- Pajama bottoms or sweatpants

- Tight tank top

- Bob marley tshirt

- Lax pinny

- The sweatshirt of one of the guys they hang with

- Flip flops

- Hemp jewelery

- Sloppy bun

- Belly button ring

She's totally leading him on so she can smoke his shit for free.. What a weed hoe.

by timeismanmade October 4, 2010

Weed Waster

A term used for a smoking device which is poorly designed and/or clogged(usually, but not always wood, as in, Woody Weed Waster), causing most of the marijuana to be burned away with little smoke entering the lungs of the smoker.

Hey man, get some papers, I don't want to smoke out of that weed waster...we won't get high.

by Dank Rider July 19, 2004